She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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