Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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