i already hear my dad disowning me
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I am mentally ready for anal.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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