Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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