Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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