Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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