When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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