yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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