It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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