dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
God I need to hump something, right now.
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