Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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