He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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