I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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