He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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