did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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