He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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