she was so not down for the gang bang
Ambien. No doubt about it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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