I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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