is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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