if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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