his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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