Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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