Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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