We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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