One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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