I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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