i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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