YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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