just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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