Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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