Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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