fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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