It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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