yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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