3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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