dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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