I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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