Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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