Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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