therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
