I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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