she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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