Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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