I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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