well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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