Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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