You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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