oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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