There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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