They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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