i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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