maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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