I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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