need another drink. this is the easiest way
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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