Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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