He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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